Funny toilet paper!!!!

Look at this photos. They are present different toilet paper. Which is the best for your ass? It is your decision, but I will not recommend last two, because it is sore. Never mind, enjoy at looking interesting pictures! bye

One Way Public Toilet

Here is a picture of a Public Toilet in Houston.
There is more to this toilet than meets the eye.


Here is a picture of that same toilet from the inside
I think that it is not place for me! It maybe looks like nobody cannot see you in there, but you never know. I think that is better to use normal toilet, but if you do not have second option this can be your rest place :)

Some good facts for everyone

Cool Facts

1. Q. Who were the first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV?
A. Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

2. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.

3. Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear and smell better. (yeah)

4. Coca-Cola was originally green. (Actually it was brown and was also in green bottles but never green itself)

5. It is impossible to lick your elbow.

6. Q. What State has the highest percentage of people who walk to work?
A. Alaska

7. The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.

8. The youngest pope was 11 years old. (Some say 12, some say 18, all I know is that it was a long time ago. 1032)

9. The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer

10. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:
Spades - King David
Hearts - Charlemagne
Clubs -Alexander the Great
Diamonds - Julius Caesar

11. If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both of the horses front legs in the air the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

12. Q. What occurs more often in December than any other month?
A. Conception

13. Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?
A. Obsession

14. Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
A. Honey

15. Q. There are more collect calls on this day than any other day of the year?
A. Father's Day

16. Q. What trivia fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic?
A. He was allergic to carrots. (actually some say he just didn't like them)

17. Q. What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?
A. Snoop in your medicine cabinet

18. In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase "Goodnight, sleep tight." (It's really only one theory but sounds convincing)

19. It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month. We know it today as the "Honeymoon".

20. In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts. So in old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them, Mind your own pints and quarts and settle down". It's where we get the phrase "Mind your P's and Q's".

21. Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim or handle of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service."Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired by this practice.

22. In Scotland, a new game was invented. It was entitled Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden....
and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language. (Actually not true really but makes for good conversation)

23. The term "the whole 9 yards" came from W.W.II fighter pilots in the South Pacific. When arming their airplanes on the ground, the .50 caliber machine gun ammo belts measured exactly 27ft, before being loaded into the fuselage. If the pilots fired all their ammo at a target, it got "The whole 9 yards." (Other ideas on the origin are out there including the capacity of concrete trucks, the amount of material to make a good suit, naval shipyards and of course football))

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes

Have you ever think about how hard and boring can be to learn other languages? Some one tell that is German hard to learn, but look at Chinese. It is very hard, but try to learn here Chinese in 5 minutes. Enjoy!!!

Tallest man in the world

Ukrainian is the tallest man in the world, beating a Chinese man who previously held the title, Guiness World Recrod have said. Leonid Standik, 36 year old man, a formem veterinarian living in northwestern Ukraine, was measured at 2.57 metres tall in 2006. Stadnik is more then 20 centimeters taller then the former titleholder, Bao Xishun from China, 2.36 meters. Stadnik`s growth spurt started at age 14 after a brain operation apparently stimulated his pituitary gland.

Blond hair jokes!!

A blonde has a spy hole installed in her front door for security purposes. While she is in the bath the doorbell rings and she goes to the door in the nude, because she thinks: ”what the hell, nobody can see me“. As she is peeping thru the spyhole, a voice says thru the letterbox below: ”Hey, frizzytops, please call your mother.

What is the difference between a blonde and a shopping card?
The shopping cart has a mind of its own.

Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
They're too hard to peel.

What do blondes & screen doors have in common?
The more you bang them the looser they get.

Why do blondes get tilt steering?
It give them more head room.

Huston we don't have a problem...

3,2,1 we are in the sky. We have enough fuel. Pleas put you sit harness on, thx. We are flying in the world of cats! Haven for cats!!!
That is my vision how will be locked cats flights in future and captain must look like this funny cat.



Captain

Gorilla

Funny White Gorrila Smiling

There is a theory that man become from animal called monkey. Gorilla is some kind of monkey so we also can tell that our ancestors are gorillas. Is it true, I do not know, what do you think? Before you answer on this question pleas look again on the foto or try find another to compare. I think that theory is true. LOL

Funny cat...

Very happy cat

Twin cats


Hugging cats


Cat wearing glasses

There is a lot of funny animals in the world, but i thing that the most funniest are cats. They can be very boring, but sometimes or maybe most of the time they are interesting. They are stroll around, they sometimes spin. I like ti watch the cat when she sleep and spin. She look than very calm and still. Someone like cats someone don't like cats. But I am sure that you will laughing on this funny and cool pictures. Enjoy!!!

Hyperactive

Have you ever heard that someone tell someone that he or she is hyperactive? Lot of people think that some people are very active. Now you must remember who do called hyperactive....
Did you??
Now you must look at this video...



What do you think? It is your sister, brother or friend maybe hyperactive???
Ha, what do you say, I can't here you???
Remember there is always someone who is bigger, smaller, better or worser then you!!
So you can conclude that you do not know hyperactive person, or maybe it is just a mix??
Try to find out while you watch that video clip. It is very funny and cool isn't it??

More optical illusion...

What do you see, peoples or devil?


What do you see? Skull or lady in mirror?


What do you see, angels or face?

Is this real world or we all living in the world of illusions?

Give me more funny jokes!!

Little boy asks his spinster aunt: ”Why have you never married?“ she replied: ”because I have a parrot, a dog and a cat. They are just like a man, the parrot swears like a man, the dog farts continuously like a man and the cat strays at night , like a man!“


Female girlfriend to her blonde girlfriend: ”I went for a pregnancy test today.“ Blonde girlfriend asked: ”Oh, and was the test difficult?“


Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof?
More leg-room!


Old couple wanting to get married discusses finance, living arrangements etc. ”How do u feel about intercourse? He asked her hesitantly. ”Well“ she replied carefully, ”I would like it rather infrequently“ He thinks a bit and asks her casually: “Was the last word one or two words?“


A couple had an argument whilst driving and then passed a pigfarm. Husband asked sarcastically: Relatives of yours?“ wife responded. ”Yip, my in-laws!“

How dangeraus G.S. dog can be?

Big smile



Most of German S. dogs are dangerous, most of them are hunter, most of them are used in polices cases, most of them are used in army operations.
They are very cleaver and very loyal dogs, and great animal friend.
People are scared about such good, but quite dangerous dogs. Because of that I made this post, to show to you that such "dangerous" dogs can be funny and very gently like baby.

Hmm, I need answer on one quastion!

Humans gases can be useful

Hmm...
People has been discovered machine on rack.
People has been discovered machine on fosli oil.
People has been discovered machine on nuclear energy.
People has been discovered machine on air.
People has been discovered machine on hmmmm?
What is that? Is it on humans gas? (beans LOL)

Pray together

Dog and kid pray

This picture is very funny, but also very nice. However the kid known how pray important is, and he prays. And now, I do not think the dog know to pray, but maybe he locked "All dogs go to heaven" too mu much times.

Can I tell some good jokes to you???

Read between lines


A man forgot his wedding anniversary. His angry wife demanded: ”Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 100 in under 4 seconds!“

Next morning wife found a parcel in the driveway containing a new bathroom scale…His funeral will be held on Friday!!

Little boy asks his spinster aunt: ”Why have you never married?“ she replied: ”because I have a parrot, a dog and a cat. They are just like a man, the parrot swears like a man, the dog farts continuously like a man and the cat strays at night , like a man!“

As I grow older my body becomes like an old motorcar: every time I sneeze, cough or sputter either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires.

SAM and JIM were sitting on a bus when a lady gets on the bus with a face made up to kill – blood red lips, several layers of base and such massive eyelashes that she can barely keep her eyes open. There is no vacant seat, so she stood hanging onto the leather strap. ”Hi Jim“, shouted SAM, ”why don’t you offer the lady your seat?“ when Jim replied; ”But why, a painting is made to hang!“

Funny trucks

Very burned truck (HOT)


Biobliobus


Which site of truck is front site?


Aqvarium truck


I want that bottle...
This trucks looks just amazing. I really like them, so I decided to share it with you. I hope that you will like them. It is nice to see such creative and new stuff like this trucks are! Enjoy!

illusion, illusion....

3,2,1 now you are under my command. Keep looking in my clock. You are going to see all posted pictures.... clik, clik LOL.
That was just introduce to my new post quite stupid but funny. It is about optical illusion staff. It is about funny things which can be, or can't be. It is on you to decide. Just take good look to pictures and enjoy. Bye!!

Face or Eskimo


Face or people?


Do you see a skull or do you see a man and a woman?


How many faces do you see?

funny face painting

Fish face angry


Fish face kiss


Fish face dream


Fish face eating

Did you heard about face painting? It could be very ugly if you don't know paint, but it could also be very nice and funny if you do. Somebody knows to paint, and somebody paint this pictures...
very cool